Apparently, we start a committee.
Our fearless leader, Zorvath, decreed that the committee should have 17 members, each representing a different species of sentient, giant, talking hamster.
As it turns out, the hamsters are all named after obscure French existentialists, and they're all wearing tiny berets.
Our committee has been in session for 37 days, and we've managed to achieve the following:
Next meeting: 3 PM, Wednesday. Don't forget your beret.
View Subversion of the Absurd, where we'll be discussing the finer points of quantum mechanics as applied to hamster psychology.
Ridiculous Ramblings of committee member hamster, Camus the Unstoppable.